Oranges!!

Written 1/7/07

I had a deep discussion with a friend recently about why, when hes at home in Dublin he cant find a decent orange but when he is in Cork every single one he picks up is gorgeous. Why was that deep u may ask... it struck us u could apply this to potential partners. (K, yes i will admit we are bumed at the moment about relationships but it all made sense!) Think about it... many times you see a potential partner thats looks perfect on the outside. They seem to be perfect on the inside or at least u hope they are...then u discover their taken by someone else (in the case of oranges some fucker in ur flat has robbed the one u had ur eye on!!), they are bruised by a recent relationship (again some fucker dropped ur orange!) or you get close enough to get bitten by the prick, m or f!! (the oranges scummy when u take a bite!) All right, not getting a nice orange isnt half as bad as realizing u have to leave well alone or having ur heart broken but this is where finding the right orange comes in! In terms of Oranges obviously u have to move to Cork ( ) but we can learn from this for relationships too. We decided u have to go on an adventure & break out of ur safety nets! He randomly discovered a beautiful orange after forgetting he didnt like them in Dublin so we decided u have to let go of expectations & hopes, go on an adventure (if u work out the whole leave Dublin for Cork for a decent orange we decided we prob have to leave the bloody country (drastic!!) but were thinking well try other avenues first!) hence someday we are confident the perfect "orange" will fall out of the skies when were not expecting it. Personally i prefer Mangos!