Written 23/03/08
The crashing waves outside
The hush of the wind in the trees
The breeze through the hut cools me
kissing my face, my neck, my hands, my knees
The flickering light of the candle
casts shadows behind my closed eyes
I sit with my back straight, its screaming
But truely i dont have a fear
In his chanting im lost and im free
I trust and learn how to breath
The gifts he has given me are endless
For once in my life ... Im at peace.
9 July 2009
FUCKIN HELL ... PG RATED!
Written Dec 08
So, last night in the space of 2 hours i learnt about Breast Cancer, Cervical Cancer, Osteoporosis and Menopause! (Lads if ye cant handle Periods I wouldn’t read this!) Girls, by the end of the night i wanted to fuck myself down the stairs and be done with it all!
'Feel your boobies' is the new slogan from The Irish Cancer Society. Ya gotta love it! Besides the fear factor behind the talk, the fact that women don’t 'feel their boobies' enough was driven home. The horror stories our young doctor told us were frightening and they all stemmed from different female insecurities. Mainly not wanting to check incase they do find a lump, and an annoying stigmatism around touching your own breasts (they aint just for guys to play with and babies to live off!). After hearing about a woman who ignored it till her whole breast was one big tumour or the woman’s breast that was ulcerated or the one where the tumour had basically eaten the breast till the woman looked like she had none, Im going to happily feel mine! The girlies in my life, please feel your boobies cause it might save your life AND you get to know your body a little bit more and accept it and i think that’s one major plus! (Sorry if you read this Der! ;p ... ps guys can get Breast cancer too and its a whole lot worse so GUYS...feel your boobies too!)
Anyway after that little scare/love your body this will prob make you hate it but i cant help but think Menopause is a laugh. (if I didn’t laugh I wud have thrown myself down those inviting stairs!) (Ps if there are actually guys still reading this, this is not a male bashing, women go thru hell spiel....well its not male bashing, its more a 'you lucky fuckers!') Besides the fact it can take up to two years of symptoms before you actually hit Menopause it can take another two before your symptom free!! Four fucking years!! And that’s after on average of about 500 periods!! Heres the beautiful list of what we can look forward to: Irregular Bleeding, Hot Flushes, Vaginal Thinning & Dryness which can obviously lead to a loss of sex drive and changing sexual responses! Your teeth become weaker and can start to fall out (for some reason this one really freaked me out! Priorities!). Your abdomen muscles become weak and loose all tone and that’s after everything really does go south!! Your cholesterol shoots sky high which means higher risk of heart attack, Osteoporosis (drink your milk girls cause in our mid 30s our bones decay faster then they rebuild themselves!!), Weight Gain, Mood Changes (lol!! that’s not that new!), Urinary Problems, Night Sweats, Insomnia, Joint and Muscle Pain, Headaches/Migraine and finally Crashing Fatigue! EXCELLENT!!
I cant wait! I asked what guys suffered from around this time and the nice Doctor laughed and said 'they get fat bellies and new cars!' Lucky Fucks!!
Then we moved onto stress.....which basically in the end her best tip for helping fight stress was, if your lucky, a good family that doesn’t add to the stress but definitely to have at least one confidant and a host of close friends. I smiled to myself and thought of the beautiful friends i have and how the girlies and myself are going to turn into heaving blobs of moodiness all at the same time and how I’m going to relish watching my guys get pudgy and blow their money on cars while being nagged and battered by their blobby, moody wives! AH! ..... i just figured out what the guys suffer from! They have to deal with the blobby moody wives and if they fuck up they get PUNISHED like no other!! Ok....i feel better now!! HEEHEE!!!
....... what happens if your going to be a blobby, moody woman AND YOU want the new sports car??!! Oh yea....cant wait to go through it with ye!! ;p
So, last night in the space of 2 hours i learnt about Breast Cancer, Cervical Cancer, Osteoporosis and Menopause! (Lads if ye cant handle Periods I wouldn’t read this!) Girls, by the end of the night i wanted to fuck myself down the stairs and be done with it all!
'Feel your boobies' is the new slogan from The Irish Cancer Society. Ya gotta love it! Besides the fear factor behind the talk, the fact that women don’t 'feel their boobies' enough was driven home. The horror stories our young doctor told us were frightening and they all stemmed from different female insecurities. Mainly not wanting to check incase they do find a lump, and an annoying stigmatism around touching your own breasts (they aint just for guys to play with and babies to live off!). After hearing about a woman who ignored it till her whole breast was one big tumour or the woman’s breast that was ulcerated or the one where the tumour had basically eaten the breast till the woman looked like she had none, Im going to happily feel mine! The girlies in my life, please feel your boobies cause it might save your life AND you get to know your body a little bit more and accept it and i think that’s one major plus! (Sorry if you read this Der! ;p ... ps guys can get Breast cancer too and its a whole lot worse so GUYS...feel your boobies too!)
Anyway after that little scare/love your body this will prob make you hate it but i cant help but think Menopause is a laugh. (if I didn’t laugh I wud have thrown myself down those inviting stairs!) (Ps if there are actually guys still reading this, this is not a male bashing, women go thru hell spiel....well its not male bashing, its more a 'you lucky fuckers!') Besides the fact it can take up to two years of symptoms before you actually hit Menopause it can take another two before your symptom free!! Four fucking years!! And that’s after on average of about 500 periods!! Heres the beautiful list of what we can look forward to: Irregular Bleeding, Hot Flushes, Vaginal Thinning & Dryness which can obviously lead to a loss of sex drive and changing sexual responses! Your teeth become weaker and can start to fall out (for some reason this one really freaked me out! Priorities!). Your abdomen muscles become weak and loose all tone and that’s after everything really does go south!! Your cholesterol shoots sky high which means higher risk of heart attack, Osteoporosis (drink your milk girls cause in our mid 30s our bones decay faster then they rebuild themselves!!), Weight Gain, Mood Changes (lol!! that’s not that new!), Urinary Problems, Night Sweats, Insomnia, Joint and Muscle Pain, Headaches/Migraine and finally Crashing Fatigue! EXCELLENT!!
I cant wait! I asked what guys suffered from around this time and the nice Doctor laughed and said 'they get fat bellies and new cars!' Lucky Fucks!!
Then we moved onto stress.....which basically in the end her best tip for helping fight stress was, if your lucky, a good family that doesn’t add to the stress but definitely to have at least one confidant and a host of close friends. I smiled to myself and thought of the beautiful friends i have and how the girlies and myself are going to turn into heaving blobs of moodiness all at the same time and how I’m going to relish watching my guys get pudgy and blow their money on cars while being nagged and battered by their blobby, moody wives! AH! ..... i just figured out what the guys suffer from! They have to deal with the blobby moody wives and if they fuck up they get PUNISHED like no other!! Ok....i feel better now!! HEEHEE!!!
....... what happens if your going to be a blobby, moody woman AND YOU want the new sports car??!! Oh yea....cant wait to go through it with ye!! ;p
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